I need help removing her.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
