I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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