yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I should be sponsored by Trojan
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I got inside last night via doggy door
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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