can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize
