What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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