KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We got so high we made milksteak
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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