I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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