I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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