Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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