Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
