Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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