The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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