Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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