Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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