who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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