I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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