I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
