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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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