it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
