After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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