Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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