Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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