thus making me awesome and them whores
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
