Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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