That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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