i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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