i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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