If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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