AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
