At least make sure they are 18
Why
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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