He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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