I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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