Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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