i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
How's work?
Spinning.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
