I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
third nipple confirmed
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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