Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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