Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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