nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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