More tranny stories later!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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