love makes seman taste better
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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