I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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