Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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