Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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