it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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