I wish I could punch you in the face.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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