i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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