FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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