I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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