yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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