Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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