so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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