Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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