i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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