Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
dude. I can hear the air.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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