god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
