i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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